#1 reason I am glad I don’t work in consumer marketing

I’m not facing a prison sentence for my promotional ideas. Or maybe it’s the #1 reason I don’t work for the government — I am not paranoid enough:

The Boston authorities, I am guessing, are giving the finger right back to the alien above from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, courtesy of the two poor hapless guys hired to place the “bomb-looking devices.” Does this mean we’re on Orange Alert? Green? Oh please…


What do you think?

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